Morning News 4/29/10

Closing arguments in the Prop 8 Trial have been set for June 16th.

Don't worry honey, there's plenty more oil where that came from...  Oil Spill in Gulf of Mexico may be 5 times worse than we thought.

If it walks like a duck...  UK PM Gordon Brown thought he was off mike when he referred to Gillian Duffy as a bigot. Oops.

Gay Florida Governor Charlie Crist to switch to independent party in his run for US Senate.

(Image of Divine from John Waters' 1972 Pink Flamingos. Banned and disgusting, I love you John Waters.)

There's a Place For Hairdo Scofflaws...

It looks like Constance McMillen was tricked into attending a prom with only seven other people while all the "popular" kids had their own snotty prom across town.

McMillen looked on the bright side though, noting that the kids at her prom didn't have to worry about being ridiculed.

(Photo of Jay Hillmer as evil Principal Davidson in John Water's 1988 movie Hairspray "That's right Ms. Turnblad, special education!"  Photo from aveleyman.com)

The higher the hair, the closer to God.

It is hailing outside and I thought we could all do with a little lift.