Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense

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National Marriage Organization Exhumes Corpse of Anita Bryant

Princeton NJ – In a bold new move designed to reinvigorate the fight for traditional marriage, the corpse of Anita Bryant was wheeled into the conference room of the Motel Six here this morning and propped up near a table of complimentary muffins. A spokesperson for the National Marriage Organization described the divorced former beauty queen’s remains as a “great addition to our army of the undead, fighting for family values in America’s heartland.”

Responding to accusations that the bankrupt, gay–bashing singer is not dead but currently residing in Edmond, Oklahoma, a NMO spokesman conceded that to live in Edmond, Oklahoma is “largely indistinguishable” from being dead and that the alleged corpse of Anita Bryant could only be described as an “Anita Bryant type.”

I Myself, Was a Baby Gay

Invented in 1923 by Leo Gerstenzang, Q tips were originally named, "Baby Gays." There's a bit more about this over at about.com but I think I've told you everything that matters.

Saturday Morning News 3/13/10

Saturday morning is traditionally a time for soft and silly news. Let's give it a try, shall we?

After six days of labor and fears that the calf had died inside it's mother, a new baby elephant is alive and kicking in Australia.

Self - described "animal tolerater" leaps into the freezing Mississippi river to save a dog's life. "Definitely not the smartest thing to do", she admitted, "and I would never encourage it."

An inmate in Kentucky is in trouble for assaulting her jailer with her own breast milk.

New York Assemblyman Felix Ortiz wants to ban salt in NY Restaurants. You heard me.

And, in case you were wondering, those are the Del Rubio Triplets.

Shining example of a Cuckoo Clock

My husband has wanted a cuckoo clock for years, so when he sent me this link I went to the site to see what I thought would be a possible present for my sweetie.

This clock, however, has to be seen to be believed.

Longer! Lower! Wider!

Please waste 1 minute and 4 seconds of your day basking in the glory that is "The 1949 Auto Show." Yes, that is McLean Stevenson.