OK, The Damn Sex Quiz Already

Millions of you have noticed that the Sex Quiz ended ages ago and has been festering on my sidebar for far too long.

Well, it turns out 65% of you think sex is fun, while 20% of you consider it unnecessarily fun. Whatever that means.

15% of you are so naive that you don't know what sex is.

But don't worry, naivete is very sexy.


So here's our New Damn Quiz:

A Hung Parliament is:

A Good Start

A Gay Porn Title

A Headache

Weird and British

The Sex Quiz!

For fans of tawdriness and connoisseurs of crapulence, The Flaming Chef offers unto you:

The Sex Quiz.

This is for posterity, so try to be honest...

Sex is:

          Unnecessary

          Fun

          Unnecessarily Fun

          What's Sex?

(Photo of normal, heterosexual couple from Awkward Family Photos.)