News 7/04/10: Independence Day!

(Thomas Jefferson: "Hey Tyranny, Up Yours!")

• I'm not sure what Michael Steele is up to, but he seems to think Afganistan is entirely Obama's fault? Even John McCain is PO'd. (Via Joe My God)

• Scientists uncover early draft of the Declaration of Independence with the word "suckers" in it. Sort of.

• Tony Perkins is a hateful dweeb.

• Looks like M. Knight Shyamalan's new movie really sucks, but... who cares?

Morning News 5/23/10

Atlantis Undocks From Space Station Ahead Of Wednesday Return To Earth. Final flight for this shuttle.

"If You Mention Extortion Again, I'll Have Your Legs Broken..." Fergie caught in bribe scandal.

Help Wanted. WH finds Director of National Intelligence Post difficult to fill.

"Always Twirling, Twirling Towards Freedom!" Michael Steele not on the same page as Rand Paul.

Ding-Dong, Homos Calling. Equality activists go door to door for marriage.

(Picture of little boy enjoying ice cream. May his appearance on the Flaming Chef hasten to coming of summer weather.)