Oh My God, No! Women risk dreadful injury for modern shoe fashion.
Get Out. Kyrgyzstan President offered passage out of country.
Huh? Twitter acquires Tweetie. I know those words, but that statement makes no sense to me.
Young at Heart. A couple of old diamond thieves arrested for planning to rob a Chicago bank. At least they're keeping busy.
(Picture of Claudia Cardinal and David Niven from the Blake Edwards film "The Pink Panther" via screenrush.)
