Dud, thank goodness. Car bomb causes Times Square Kerfuffle.
Damming with faint praise? Obama funnier than Leno.
I admonish you sir. SF protests dreadful, racist Arizona law.
Catastrophe. Oil lapping up on gulf state shores.
Congratulations! Michigan goes smoke-free today.
(Fabulous Anti-Flirt Club picture... from the internet somewhere. Anyone?)
