Senator Merlin Bartz (he's a Republican - I know it's shocking, just stick with me here) wants to exclude gay families from state camping regulations that allow six people per campsite.
Among other things, Bartz wants to be sure we're excluded from a rule permitting spouses to set up separate tents at the same site.
Regarding that rule, Department of Natural Resources spokesman Kevin Baskins explained "we had people who had trouble with snoring."
Yay, bureaucrats!
(Hat tip to Dr. Snickerdoodle.)
