Saturday, March 13, 2010

Saturday Morning News 3/13/10

Saturday morning is traditionally a time for soft and silly news. Let's give it a try, shall we?

After six days of labor and fears that the calf had died inside it's mother, a new baby elephant is alive and kicking in Australia.

Self - described "animal tolerater" leaps into the freezing Mississippi river to save a dog's life. "Definitely not the smartest thing to do", she admitted, "and I would never encourage it."

An inmate in Kentucky is in trouble for assaulting her jailer with her own breast milk.

New York Assemblyman Felix Ortiz wants to ban salt in NY Restaurants. You heard me.

And, in case you were wondering, those are the Del Rubio Triplets.

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