Tuesday, June 15, 2010

McCain Attacks Gen. Petraeus With Sleep Ray In Senate Hearing

(Don't move... he may go away.)

Towleroad and JMG inform us that Senator McCain's droning voice knocked the general unconscious.

Reports are sketchy but I believe Petraeus deflected the assault by feigning death and causing McCain to pause his "relentless old man prattle" long enough for the general to escape.

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