Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Morning News 6/01/10

 (My brother and sister-in-law had us over for burgers last night. I helped install drywall and felt very butch about the whole thing. Photo attribution below.)

Suckier And Suckier. BP's market value plunges as it becomes clear that they have no idea what they're doing.

Almost Human. SF Chronicle details the thawing of Roy Ashburn.

I Admonish You Sir. UN condemns Israeli attack on blockade runners, after US blocks stronger language.

Bring Me The Head Of Bill Gates. Google ditches Windows because Windows kinda sucks.

(Typical, homemade, north American hamburger photographed by Neal Whitaker.)


  1. Wow! That is one big burger! Was that for two?

  2. That burger's supposed to be 'typical?' For whom? Andre the Giant? The Minnesota Football Choir? Geez, it's like one of those Food Network Challenge burgers.....

    And BP should not only be bankrupted for this catastrophic and PREVENTABLE eco-fuck-up, but the entire oil industry should be sued for their insane, harmful and dangerous practices.

    And Google kinda sucks, too. Try using Google maps or even Gmail these days. Bastages!!!

    Whew....feel kinda better but no more 'safe' than a moment ago. Better go eat a doughnut.


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