(Disco ball courtesy of Sarah from Brizzzzzle UK, and thecuriousgnome.)
- Today's Colorado primary not looking fabulous for incumbents.
- Jet Blue flight attendant mad as hell, not going to take it anymore. Veterans of customer service across the planet ponder canonization of Steven Slater.
- Former Alaska Senator Ted Stevens believed aboard crashed flight. No relation to the Jet Blue incident.
- Rachel Maddow reveals just how scuzzy Target is. They never met a homophobe they didn't like.
- FOX hatenozzle Greg Gutfeld wants to open a Muslim-themed gay bar next to ground zero mosque. Um... good luck with that?