I've been searching for work for over 2 years now and it's been grim.
But, every once in a while, I see a job posting on Craigslist that gives me hope for the future, such is this little nugget from this morning:
"We are currently seeking individuals to be interviewed via the phone about how they would survive a zombie outbreak."
Then they go and ruin the whole thing with those two, horrid words:
Oh well, I guess I'll just keep looking.
(The fabulous Tor Johnson from Edward D. Wood Jr.'s magnum opus "Plan 9 From Outer Space.")
(Confidential to Loops and Forks: "Boris Karloff does not deserve to smell my sh*t!")