(You'll be swell! You'll be great! Gonna have the whole world on a plate!
Mehlmania album cover via the ever fabulous Dr. Zaius. "Only 1,968 years until the reign of Zaius!")
- Kenya has a sparkly brand new constitution!
- Former President Peanut, the right honorable Jimmy Carter, has freed and American from captivity in North Korea.
- The Associated Press reports the trapped Chilean Miners have dominoes and playing cards way down in their hole. Whew!
- Towleroad has video of Keith Olberman and Dan Savage discussing the Karma of Ken Mehlman. Congratulations on coming out Mr. Mehlman (we all knew you were gay by the way) and good luck in the long hard fight you have ahead of you. You have done an enormous amount of evil in the world and I applaud you for setting yourself on the path to making things better.