(Thomas Jefferson: "Hey Tyranny, Up Yours!")
- I'm not sure what Michael Steele is up to, but he seems to think Afganistan is entirely Obama's fault? Even John McCain is PO'd. (Via Joe My God)
- Scientists uncover early draft of the Declaration of Independence with the word "suckers" in it. Sort of.
- Looks like M. Knight Shyamalan's new movie really sucks, but... who cares?